this is war

[Justin Scott]

We ain't goin because were skeered.

Well, monkey ain't goin, I'll be there with big bad el paso bob.  So it's on like donkey kong.

Probably a good thing long term for team mambo- this will give you a chance to determine if your performance anxiety is caused by me or monkey.  

Animal and Monkey are too scarit to show up for Charleston?

Pull
Lob
Duck.

This is war not tiddliwinks.

Donkeys, monkeys, animals ?

To each their own.  All y'all been spending too much time with the livestock.

Looking forward to a show down in Charleston!  

Is there anything we can do to help the monkey with his self esteem problem and fear of crowds? Lots of good crew available.

[Drake Borer]

It aint crowds I fear, it's unemployment and the ability to afford my wife that I fear

Works been a real kick in the groin lately, no bull

[Justin Scott]

It aint crowds I fear, it's unemployment and the ability to afford my wife that I fear

Works been a real kick in the groin lately, no bull

There's a plan. You pay for the wives and we'll go sailing.
Mine is happy with a modest monthly bank transfer. I'll send you the bank sort code.
Jeff's just wants a new car.
Dan's wants everything, so I would keep clear of that if I were you

[Dan Tucker]

Came across this today. Made me think of Texas.

[Luke Porter]

Apparently we've all been one-upped in the crew gear department by Luke Porter (Viper 166) -- team LIFEJACKETS.  https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/417263_10150689475795490_689790489_11672517_138483961_n.jpg

It ain't cool till it goes on a chute ...

[Justin Scott]

Apparently we've all been one-upped in the crew gear department by Luke Porter (Viper 166) -- team LIFEJACKETS.  https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/417263_10150689475795490_689790489_11672517_138483961_n.jpg

It ain't cool till it goes on a chute ...

We'll be eating "pork chops" for BBQ at Charleston Race Week. Yum Yum.
Roasted Monkey on a spit at the NAs ?

[Justin Scott]

Its time to make peace not war and I am going to hold out the olive branch by starting a series on Vipers and their loved ones.

In this picture, this hot chick is looking adoringly at the Viper driver and saying to herself "Honey you look so much more handsome driving a full sized Viper"

Good to see such active crew work going on in the boat!

[Justin Scott]

It hurts me to admit this, but I think I'm actually going to miss the Animal on the start line at the NAs next week.

This will be the first NAs in four years when he hasnt been messing with me on the race course and causing havoc in the tent.  I'm going to miss the sob.

With the Bermudans bringing their 140 % proof, the Aussies bringing Bundys, and Timbo bringing the class doll...... we'll have to raise a toast to "absent friends" and y'all better expect a 2 am call!

[Tim Carter]

and Timbo bringing the class doll......

I think the doll went to ride a cactus last I saw her..  she got pricked       

I will see if her twin sister can come    :)